(10:08:33 PM) Forsakenfx: I'm tired
(10:08:35 PM) Forsakenfx: I haven't slept
(10:08:37 PM) Bionic: GO TO SLEEP
(10:08:42 PM) Forsakenfx: Wtf
(10:08:44 PM) Forsakenfx: Why everyone saying that
(10:08:45 PM) Forsakenfx: LOL
(10:08:52 PM) Bionic: Because you should be asleep =(
(10:08:56 PM) Forsakenfx: Lmao
(10:09:00 PM) Forsakenfx: My girlfriend said the same
(10:09:09 PM) Bionic: lol
(10:09:13 PM) Forsakenfx: She tried to convince me, in a manner of speaking
(10:09:13 PM) Forsakenfx: But
(10:09:17 PM) Forsakenfx: She ended up going to sleep
(10:09:20 PM) Forsakenfx: And I just kept working aftewards
(10:09:21 PM) Forsakenfx: LOL
(10:09:31 PM) Forsakenfx: I'm a workaholic yo
(10:09:41 PM) Bionic: Heh, all work and no play makes David a dull boy ;)
(10:10:01 PM) Forsakenfx: Who said I had no play?
(10:10:06 PM) Forsakenfx: I had 3 hours of play
(10:10:19 PM) Forsakenfx: If by play you ment raunchy sex
(10:10:25 PM) Forsakenfx: +
(10:10:32 PM) Bionic: OTHER play
(10:11:32 PM) Forsakenfx: Thats boring
(10:11:46 PM) Bionic: What, no shooter game?
(10:11:51 PM) Forsakenfx: Those are boring
(10:12:53 PM) Bionic: What does raunchy mean anyway?
(10:13:01 PM) Bionic: Chrunchy?
(10:13:02 PM) Forsakenfx: ...
(10:13:06 PM) Bionic: LOL JK
(10:13:08 PM) Forsakenfx: Weren't you supposed to be smart?
(10:13:18 PM) Bionic: I don't know everything in the universe :P
(10:13:23 PM) Forsakenfx: Sad
(10:13:24 PM) Forsakenfx: I do
(10:13:40 PM) Forsakenfx: horny; sexually exciting and/or explicit.
(10:13:47 PM) Forsakenfx: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=raunchy
(10:14:02 PM) Bionic: Then what's the answer to the question of the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
(10:14:15 PM) Forsakenfx: Raunchy sex.
(10:14:37 PM) Bionic: I would've said 42, but that works too
(10:21:31 PM) Forsakenfx: zzz
(10:21:49 PM) Bionic: Be glad you don't have friends that turn "With lots of gooey cheese" and "Don't mess wtih my emeralds" into a sexual innuendo
(10:22:03 PM) Forsakenfx: Dude
(10:22:08 PM) Bionic: Dropdown's about 10% completed
(10:22:11 PM) Forsakenfx: I turned the nerdiest thing into a sexual innuendo
(10:22:13 PM) Forsakenfx: Lol
(10:22:16 PM) Bionic: Like?
(10:22:24 PM) Forsakenfx: On battle.net, theres this thing called warring
(10:22:30 PM) Forsakenfx: Its split into to groups
(10:22:33 PM) Forsakenfx: Flooding, and loading
(10:22:39 PM) Forsakenfx: About a year ago
(10:22:45 PM) Forsakenfx: I was arguing with this girl
(10:22:51 PM) Forsakenfx: And she said she was the best "flooder"
(10:22:57 PM) Bionic: LOL
(10:23:02 PM) Forsakenfx: I than said
(10:23:06 PM) Forsakenfx: If she would like to come over
(10:23:08 PM) Bionic: American stuff, none of the internet stuff I mean
(10:23:12 PM) Forsakenfx: I can show her the biggest load shes ever seen
(10:23:18 PM) Bionic: LMAO
(10:23:25 PM) Forsakenfx: :)
(10:23:39 PM) Forsakenfx: Btw
(10:23:45 PM) Forsakenfx: Ask any asians you know
(10:23:50 PM) Forsakenfx: If they've ever suffered from STR
(10:24:10 PM) Forsakenfx: Sexually Trasmitted Rice.
(10:24:19 PM) Bionic: Nah, I have friends who love hentai but none are asian
(10:24:24 PM) Forsakenfx: [19:24] Forsakenfx: Sexually Trasmitted Rice.
(10:24:27 PM) Forsakenfx: K, ask them that
(10:24:30 PM) Forsakenfx: Its a hentai a friend sent me
(10:24:31 PM) Forsakenfx: Lol
(10:24:33 PM) Bionic: LOL
(10:24:36 PM) Forsakenfx: Just because of the title
(10:24:39 PM) Forsakenfx: I was laughing so hard
(10:25:42 PM) Bionic: (10:24:27 PM) Bionic: btw
(10:24:38 PM) Bionic: Do you suffer from STR
(10:25:19 PM) Void: wtf is that
(10:25:23 PM) Bionic: Aw
(10:25:26 PM) Bionic: Sexually Transmitted Rice
(10:25:27 PM) Void: Biggest load
(10:25:30 PM) Void: LAWL
(10:25:56 PM) Forsakenfx: Is that the guy I talked to that one time?
(10:26:00 PM) Bionic: Yeah
(10:26:05 PM) Bionic: He's the 2nd biggest pervert I know
(10:26:33 PM) Forsakenfx: Me being the first?
(10:26:35 PM) Bionic: Yep
(10:26:38 PM) Forsakenfx: LOL
(10:26:43 PM) Forsakenfx: Just imagine
(10:26:47 PM) Forsakenfx: How normal you would have been Steven
(10:26:50 PM) Forsakenfx: Seriously
(10:26:54 PM) Bionic: The guy I know loves fucking up short asian girls
(10:27:07 PM) Forsakenfx: I'm to big for most asian girls
(10:27:08 PM) Forsakenfx: :(
(10:27:14 PM) Forsakenfx: The last asian girl I did
(10:27:20 PM) Forsakenfx: I swear I popped her cervix
(10:27:20 PM) Bionic: Hell, he has an e-girlfriend named Nuynh that asks him not to be a pervert
(10:27:21 PM) Forsakenfx: :'(
(10:27:32 PM) Forsakenfx: Ew...
(10:27:34 PM) Forsakenfx: E-girlriend
(10:27:37 PM) Forsakenfx: Girlfriend*
(10:27:45 PM) Bionic: You have no idea how many IRL friends I know have e-girlfriends
(10:27:54 PM) Bionic: Damned Internet Relationships
(10:27:56 PM) Forsakenfx: Most people have had one
(10:28:04 PM) Forsakenfx: I had that one during Chromehost, till she moved in with me
(10:28:05 PM) Forsakenfx: Was
(10:28:06 PM) Forsakenfx: Biggest
(10:28:07 PM) Forsakenfx: Mistake
(10:28:08 PM) Forsakenfx: Ever
(10:28:16 PM) Bionic: Yeah, but my friend has had 5
(10:28:25 PM) Bionic: That's why we don't talk no more :'(
(10:28:25 PM) Forsakenfx: Lol
(10:28:31 PM) Forsakenfx: I've had 39 girlfriends in 8 months
(10:28:32 PM) Forsakenfx: :)
(10:28:43 PM) Bionic: Tell me each of their names
(10:28:47 PM) Bionic: I can't believe 39 in 8 months
(10:28:56 PM) Forsakenfx: ...
(10:28:58 PM) Forsakenfx: Ashley
(10:28:58 PM) Forsakenfx: Amy
(10:29:01 PM) Forsakenfx: Jess
(10:29:04 PM) Forsakenfx: Jessica (different)
(10:29:09 PM) Forsakenfx: Jasmine
(10:29:10 PM) Forsakenfx: Tiffanie
(10:29:12 PM) Bionic: LOL
(10:29:13 PM) Forsakenfx: April (current)
(10:29:18 PM) Forsakenfx: Amber
(10:29:20 PM) Forsakenfx: Amber #2
(10:29:24 PM) Forsakenfx: Rose
(10:29:32 PM) Bionic: Okay you can stop
(10:29:32 PM) Forsakenfx: Holly
(10:29:39 PM) Forsakenfx: Madeline
(10:29:49 PM) Forsakenfx: Ash (full name yo)
(10:29:56 PM) Bionic: Lol
(10:30:14 PM) Forsakenfx: My cousins best friend Sakura for a few days ;)
(10:30:22 PM) Bionic: Lol
(10:30:35 PM) Forsakenfx: Sabrina,t ill I realized thats my moms name
(10:30:36 PM) Forsakenfx: Jen
(10:30:40 PM) Forsakenfx: Jenny (different)
(10:30:46 PM) Forsakenfx: Hmmmm
(10:30:47 PM) Forsakenfx: Emmy
(10:30:49 PM) Forsakenfx: Emma
(10:30:51 PM) Forsakenfx: Liz
(10:30:56 PM) Bionic: Jenny is my friend's girlfriend lol
(10:31:00 PM) Bionic: aka "Nuynh-Chan"
(10:31:11 PM) Forsakenfx: Gross
(10:31:15 PM) Forsakenfx: Shannon
(10:31:15 PM) Forsakenfx: Eva
(10:31:20 PM) Forsakenfx: Angie
(10:31:32 PM) Forsakenfx: 23
(10:31:35 PM) Forsakenfx: Need 16 more
(10:31:37 PM) Forsakenfx: ...
(10:31:41 PM) Bionic: Lol
(10:31:42 PM) Forsakenfx: Hard to remember them all
(10:31:43 PM) Forsakenfx: LOL
(10:31:48 PM) Forsakenfx: Btw
(10:31:51 PM) Bionic: But you haven't found that special someone?
(10:31:53 PM) Forsakenfx: I memorized all of these names
(10:31:56 PM) Forsakenfx: To their titties
(10:32:00 PM) Forsakenfx: Ashley was last serious girlfriend
(10:32:01 PM) Bionic: Where the fuck did you get these hood rats
(10:32:06 PM) Forsakenfx: April will probably be serious
(10:32:11 PM) Forsakenfx: I'm motherfucking gorgeous
(10:32:52 PM) Bionic: LOL
(10:33:53 PM) Forsakenfx: Tiffanie was a lesbian
(10:33:54 PM) Forsakenfx: :)
(10:34:11 PM) Bionic: So a bi-?
(10:34:33 PM) Forsakenfx: No, just a good friend who wanted to try to see if she can deal with guys
(10:34:36 PM) Forsakenfx: Every girl i've ever met
(10:34:38 PM) Forsakenfx: Trusts me
(10:34:38 PM) Forsakenfx: lol
(10:34:42 PM) Bionic: Lol
(10:34:48 PM) Forsakenfx: http://v0b.net/portfolio/st/
(10:34:53 PM) Forsakenfx: Updated it slightly
(10:34:54 PM) Bionic: POST A PIC
(10:34:57 PM) Forsakenfx: Of me?
(10:34:58 PM) Forsakenfx: or girls?
(10:35:05 PM) Forsakenfx: http://v0b.net/private/Caitlyn
(10:35:06 PM) Forsakenfx: OMG
(10:35:07 PM) Forsakenfx: CAITLYN
(10:35:10 PM) Bionic: jk
(10:35:11 PM) Forsakenfx: I forgot her
(10:35:15 PM) Forsakenfx: Than there was Heather my ex
(10:35:18 PM) Bionic: lol
(10:35:19 PM) Forsakenfx: http://v0b.net/private/Heather
(10:35:23 PM) Forsakenfx: http://v0b.net/private/Ashley
(10:35:25 PM) Forsakenfx: http://v0b.net/private/Jess
(10:35:31 PM) Forsakenfx: http://v0b.net/private/Amy
(10:35:37 PM) Forsakenfx: First two are nudes
(10:35:58 PM) Bionic: lol wut
(10:36:02 PM) Bionic: good thing I don't click then
(10:36:10 PM) Forsakenfx: Why not?
(10:36:14 PM) Forsakenfx: Your mom around?
(10:36:15 PM) Forsakenfx: lol
(10:36:27 PM) Bionic: Nah, I'm not in a promiscuous mood
(10:36:36 PM) Forsakenfx: Click Catilyns
(10:36:42 PM) Forsakenfx: Caitlyns*
(10:36:48 PM) Bionic: Nah
(10:36:48 PM) Forsakenfx: Hm
(10:36:51 PM) Forsakenfx: Want to get laid?
(10:36:51 PM) Forsakenfx: LOL
(10:36:55 PM) Forsakenfx: She'd sleep with you if I asked
(10:36:59 PM) Forsakenfx: She lives in NC
(10:37:00 PM) Forsakenfx: :)
(10:37:01 PM) Bionic: Yo a pimp LOL
(10:37:04 PM) Forsakenfx: LOL
(10:37:06 PM) Forsakenfx: No
(10:37:08 PM) Forsakenfx: We're old friends
(10:37:12 PM) Forsakenfx: I helped her cheat on her boyfriend
(10:37:15 PM) Forsakenfx: And we made a video together
(10:37:16 PM) Forsakenfx: lolol
(10:37:35 PM) Bionic: o_O
(10:37:37 PM) Bionic: LOL
(10:37:42 PM) Forsakenfx: :)
(10:37:44 PM) Bionic: Wow
(10:37:53 PM) Bionic: LMAO
(10:37:54 PM) Forsakenfx: I'm tired btw
(10:37:57 PM) Bionic: LMFAO
(10:37:57 PM) Forsakenfx: I get perverted
(10:37:59 PM) Forsakenfx: And share secrets
(10:38:00 PM) Forsakenfx: LOL
(10:38:07 PM) Bionic: THATS....MESSED UP
(10:38:14 PM) Forsakenfx: Look at caitlyns pics though
(10:38:17 PM) Forsakenfx: Shes got a ghetto white girl booty
(10:38:19 PM) Forsakenfx: Its awesome
(10:38:26 PM) Forsakenfx: Btw
(10:38:27 PM) Forsakenfx: Her ex was fat
(10:38:31 PM) Forsakenfx: Which is why I thougth of her
(10:38:31 PM) Forsakenfx: lol
(10:38:40 PM) Forsakenfx: I think she likes them kinda chunky
(10:38:41 PM) Forsakenfx: Idk
(10:38:53 PM) Bionic: It is quite big...
(10:39:16 PM) Forsakenfx: Shes 18 btw
(10:39:18 PM) Forsakenfx: So its not child porn
(10:39:22 PM) Forsakenfx: Shes just small/young looking
(10:39:29 PM) Bionic: btw
(10:39:32 PM) Forsakenfx: ?
(10:39:33 PM) Forsakenfx: ??
(10:39:34 PM) Bionic: why the fuck do you still have pics?
(10:39:37 PM) Forsakenfx: LOL
(10:39:43 PM) Forsakenfx: I backup my computer
(10:39:43 PM) Forsakenfx: :)
(10:39:53 PM) Forsakenfx: And I'm friends with all of them
(10:40:29 PM) Bionic: You're messed up man LOL
(10:40:33 PM) Forsakenfx: =\
(10:40:37 PM) Bionic: jk
(10:40:43 PM) Forsakenfx: Its true
(10:40:43 PM) Forsakenfx: But
(10:40:45 PM) Forsakenfx: I love it
(10:40:45 PM) Forsakenfx: LOL
(10:41:35 PM) Bionic: LOL, I still think you're a pimp though
(10:41:47 PM) Forsakenfx: LOL
(10:41:48 PM) Forsakenfx: I'm not
(10:41:49 PM) Forsakenfx: I"m just
(10:41:56 PM) Forsakenfx: A very very lucky asian
(10:41:57 PM) Forsakenfx: :)
(10:42:29 PM) Forsakenfx: LOL
(10:42:36 PM) Forsakenfx: I called up one of my ex's earlier
(10:42:43 PM) Forsakenfx: "...I just found out I have STR..."
(10:42:50 PM) Forsakenfx: "You might want to go and get tested...."
(10:42:50 PM) Bionic: LOL
(10:42:52 PM) Forsakenfx: LOL
(10:42:54 PM) Forsakenfx: Was
(10:42:55 PM) Forsakenfx: 3 hours ago
(10:42:58 PM) Forsakenfx: I comletely forgot
(10:45:43 PM) Bionic: LOL, On second thought, give 'em to my friend Gorze, he'll love the asian women
(10:45:54 PM) Forsakenfx: What?
(10:45:57 PM) Forsakenfx: My ex's?
(10:46:03 PM) Bionic: Yep ;) (jk)
(10:46:08 PM) Forsakenfx: No way
(10:46:28 PM) Bionic: No seriously, he says something relating to asian women everyday
(10:46:44 PM) Forsakenfx: How old is he?
(10:46:53 PM) Bionic: 16
(10:47:00 PM) Forsakenfx: Yeah, no thank
(10:47:01 PM) Forsakenfx: s
(10:47:39 PM) Bionic: Lol, just asian women, not your ex's